Leads a rebellious army of unicorns through the deep dark valleys of the earth as they unintentionally spread glittery joy throughout. Is baffled by the purpose of glitter in this endeavor, but a good leader will do, what a good leader must do...
Negotiates with Cheshire cats in her spare time.
Not saying that he found gold at the end of a rainbow, but probably knows someone who did. Uses music as his weapon of choice. Probably goes to tea parties in his spare time, but never speaks of it.
Wanders the lands reasoning with ogres; they listen willingly. Taught Peter Pan how to fly (this is neither true nor false). Shaky relationship with Santa.